Every superhero has a story, a tale of how they discovered their ability and became a hero.

Some superheroes have tales of glory and some of woe. Some overcome great odds and personal trials. Some, on the other hand, just whine about it.

Clayton’s story is more of a cautionary tale, a long, often painful but sometimes hilarious journey towards that elusive goal of being a hero.

Just start with a lame superpower, add in an aversion to spandex, and everything else will follow.

  1. Introduction… Meet the Not-So-Super Superhero
  2. How the Not-So-Super Superhero Realized He Had a Power
  3. An Escape… but Not from Further Humiliation
  4. Sinister Deeds of… Bureaucracy?
  5. Control, Control, You Must Learn Control
  6. Rubber Ducky, You’re the One
  7. Always Blame the Parents
  8. No Money, No Answers
  9. The Hero Taken Down by… The Dreaded Chicken Pox
  10. The Even More Dreaded Spandex
  11. Spandex Can Take the Stretch
  12. Two Sides to the Spandex Story
  13. A Happy Accident?
  14. This Stinks… Literally and Metaphorically
  15. It Could Only Happen to Him
  16. The Not-So-Super Roommate
  17. The Roomate Has… Friends?
  18. Not-So-Super in School
  19. Lab Partners and Friends without Pants
  20. The Only Way to Eat Gummy Bears
  21. The War Over the Booth Begins
  22. The War Starts to Escalate
  23. Not a Proud Moment for the Not-So-Super Superhero
  24. An Attempt to Be Heroic
  25. Trying to Move On
  26. Complete Lack of Coordination
  27. Side Effects
  28. Then Comes the Tentacle
  29. Coping with the New Growth
  30. Reasons to Celebrate
  31. So Much for that Resolution
  32. Not So Funny Today
  33. Really Moving On
  34. The Raincheck
  35. Bring on the Costumes
  36. Dangers of Drinking Too Much
  37. Morning After Blues
  38. The Note
  39. Not So Happily Ever After
  40. Who Do You Trust?
  41. Every Good Hero Needs a Kick in the Pants
  42. Let the Spying Begin
  43. Of Video Games, References, and Ventilation Shafts
  44. Practice Makes Perfect… Or Not
  45. About Sidekicks
  46. Not So Super… but Sappy
  47. Best Something
  48. The Ex
  49. Some People Are Determined
  50. Day Jobs Get in the Way
  51. Desperate and a Bit Stupid
  52. Kids and Superheroes… and Costumes?
  53. Couldn’t Resist the Flames
  54. Conspiracies, Graduations, and More
  55. A Not-So-Super Wedding
  56. Receptions and Gummy Bear Nightmares
  57. Back to the Memo
  58. Cruel and Unusual Punishment?
  59. Doubts in the Quiet
  60. Conversations Are Never that Simple
  61. So Captured
  62. So So in Trouble
  63. A Change in Narrator
  64. Call It Technical Difficulties
  65. Finally Rescued
  66. The Last of the Waiting Game
  67. Starting Recovery
  68. That Limbo Between Recovery and the Next Action
  69. Only a Few Answers
  70. Majority Rules
  71. An Interlude and a Discovery
  72. Well, It Started Out Cute and Funny…
  73. Back on Track, Maybe
  74. The Plan Set in Motion
  75. Plan, Part Two
  76. A Bit of a Hitch in the Plan
  77. The Escape Phase of the Plan Begins
  78. Sometimes It Takes a While to Escape
  79. Surprise!
  80. After That Bombshell
  81. No Cavalry, but Maybe
  82. The Twenty Minute Rule
  83. Brief Lucidity
  84. Meanwhile, on the Other Side of Somewhere
  85. Running Isn’t Easy
  86. With the Right Motivation
  87. Great Moments
  88. Allergies, True or False?
  89. What Price Victory
  90. Winding Down a Bit
  91. The End
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