Every superhero has a story, a tale of how they discovered their ability and became a hero.
Some superheroes have tales of glory and some of woe. Some overcome great odds and personal trials. Some, on the other hand, just whine about it.
Clayton’s story is more of a cautionary tale, a long, often painful but sometimes hilarious journey towards that elusive goal of being a hero.
Just start with a lame superpower, add in an aversion to spandex, and everything else will follow.